Internationally famous website seeks talented writer to be the new 'Aggy'

Are you go getting, dynamic, talented and willing to take risks to get results? If so then this is not the position for you. Following a tragic accident involving a bottle of superglue, a seashell and a shredding machine the web needs a new Aggy.

Successful applicant needs to demonstrate a fast accurate and unique writing style. Be prepared to research and write a weekly column. Such talent does not need to be demonstrated once you have the job

Please be warned both previous Aggy's have not met pleasant ends.

Payment is on a by column basis and is negotiable. We'll take whatever you can afford.

For more details, and a list of other expected duties please e-mail using the button below.

Timewasters have come to the right place, we have plenty of time on our hands.